"God of Thunder" by Kiss hits the soundsystem as Gene and Tommy step out from behind the curtain.
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Gene: Cut the damn music!
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Rumor has it, maybe I have lost a little, maybe getting a bit tired with my age, that maybe I can't finish a match.
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Well, much like the thousand, and thousand groupies that visited KISS backstage, they can vouch for me that I can finish what I start.
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The problem is seems that the boys in TZW can't find a way to put the demon down!
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The loyal LOR fans cheer in approval as Gene hands the mic to Tommy.
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Tommy: As you can tell, me and the big fella are in a bit of a bad mood tonite.
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The titan tron shows the clip of Slash being injured the following week.
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Half of the crowd is booing the actions of TKiller.
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Tommy: We agree, we agree.
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Now lucky for you punk, old man Reigns sent us a certified letter, that states, "If any members of the Legends of Rock retalliate against TKiller, we will be terminated from our contracts."
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And unfortunately for our friend Slash, the injury is quite serious, ruptured achilles tendon, major surgery, and chances of ever returning to the ring, not good.
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Slash chants are being heard around the arena.
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Tommy: But as he was being wheeled out of the arena, he said one thing, "Do Rock Justice".
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Now, either it was the high quality morphine talking, or he was saying boys, no way, no how, you can let the silly bouncing around, big haired, wanna be hippys establish a foothold here. End Night Fever, before they taint the sacred turf of TZW.
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So Sidney, Gunther its time to get our little party started, its time to send you back to where ever the hell you came from.
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A wierd aroma overtakes the arena as three little pigs go running down the ramp and run under the ring.
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Tommy looks at Gene.
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Tommy: What the hell?
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Camera fades.